What cologne will you bring on voting day?

Both Demlicans and Republicrats will choose they favorite turd, and you the voter will bring your favorite cologne to help, when you have to HUG the STINK. Now this is just me but Obama seems to have a smell that none have ever wiffed, but his party the Demlicans stink. Republicrats are stinking even worse, I mean putrid and foul. I know theres not much to work with here sheeple. But if you want change, and (YOU SHOULD) it's Obama all the way to the White House. I would love to see that man take the oath of office on a book of science, not that 2000 yr old (MALE) foolery out of the Middle East. Can you say put Christian conservatism on notice, that they live in a house of cards and its ready to topple. No more HOLY WAR...Can I get a (AMEN)?